What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

Why wasn't the vampire working?

He was on his coffin break.

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What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?

Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)

How did you know I was a member of Al Qaida?

Was it my knees Do I have terrorist's knees Oh, the bomb. Not the knees then That's good.

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How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)