What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

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What do you call a red-head that works at a bakery?

A ginger bread man.

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The knee. It's a load-bearing joint.

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What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish

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You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes."

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What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)