Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA

Why did the baker have so many customers?

He desperately kneaded the dough!