What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

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Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

What did the Middle Eastern dishwasher say when his boss asked him what he did all day at work?

Iraq the dishes in the dish rack and Iran the dishwasher

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What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

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How do you know a girl is into you?

Just pinch yourself, if you don't wake up, she doesn't.

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

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What did George Michael say to his partner before he went to work?

Wake me up before you go-go

Why was Darth Vader upset when he heard George Michael will only play new songs at his concerts?

He found his lack of Faith disturbing.