What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !

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What did the seven dwarves say when Snow White finally woke up?

Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

How is that a problem?

The man says, "I don't wake up until 10:30."

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

How many Chernobyl survivors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They already glow.

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What makes a glow worm glow ?

A light meal !

What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer ?

Light ale !

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What is a blind persons favourite song?

Hello darkness my old friend

What's a glow worms favourite song ?

Wake me up before you glow glow !