What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?

Flush

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What is the cat's favourite TV show ?

The evening mews !

What happens to all the unsold christmas trees?

A Total TreeCull. Basically, on the evening of December 25th, every christmas tree salesperson does the trees

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.