What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

What do you call a chicken coop with 4 doors?

A chicken sedan.

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Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why did the aligator spit out his lunch?

Because it was two years old

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

4 Leg Jokes More 4 Leg Jokes

What has 4 legs and an arm?

A happy pit bull.

What has 4 legs but cant move?

A child born in Chernobyl, duh.