Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

How do cats speak to people?

They commeownicate.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

Why don't cannibals like clowns?

they taste funny!

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How do you get money out of a piggy bank?

Feed it laxatives.

What is the difference between an art student and a dead baby?

The dead baby can feed a family of four.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

How do you make a horse fast?

You take away his food.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Why did the girls fall off the swing?

Someone threw a fridge at her. It's not supposed to make sense