Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What did Jeffery Dahmer yell when he jumped in the pool?

CANNIBAL!!!

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris?

Ape Suzettes!

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Whole Foods "All the cash in a bag NOW!" 100% organic reusable bag ok?

Yes!" puts half the cash I had to charge for the bag

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult?

It's like, oh you gave birth to me Please enjoy this fancy candle.