What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10?

A dog knows what is 'no'.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Why did the imgurian cross the road?

To get the meme on the other side.

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do blondes and turtles have in common?

When they're on their backs, they're screwed.

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

Why are you moving there?

Because! Botswana! Duh"

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!