What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say before he died?

Well I'll be dog-gone.

What does it mean to be an Agnostic with insomnia and dyslexia?

You stay up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

What do giraffes have that no other animal has?

A: Baby giraffes.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey?

Turtles all the way down

How do turtles communicate?

With shell phones.

Duh Jokes More Duh Jokes

What do you call a man with a colander on his head?

COLIN! Duh!!!

What do Chinese bears use to cook?

A pan. Duh!