Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged?

Mentally dis-cabled.

Brain Cell Jokes More Brain Cell Jokes

What do you call a woman with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant