Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Which college course does a feminist take?

Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.