Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

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How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

How could you know that?

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Thanks for opening my mind.

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Columbus.

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Because of the indoor fins.

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What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?

Pregnant

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.