Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

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What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent?

Thanks for opening my mind.

What did the American accountant say to his British counterpart?

Mind the GAAP.

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What's innuendo?

It's Italian for "suppository".

What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team?

Ciabatta very good!