Why is it so hard to make up your mind on what to get in an Italian restaurant?

A: There are just too many pastabilities!

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How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

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What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood?

A spaghetto

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".