What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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How do the French Train for War?

The 100 Meter Sprint

When is 100 less than 99?

On a microwave.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.