What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What did the upset horse use to row his boat?

A saddle.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

How do you get 100 babies into a bowl?

A blender. How do you get them out Tortilla chips

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.