Willie Nelson Jokes

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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