Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What did the IT guy say when he threw RAM sticks at the stripper?

RAMs a make a dance!"

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

Why was Cinderella bad at basketball?

Because her coach was always a pumpkin.

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

Bj Jokes More Bj Jokes

What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al."

Team Jokes More Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!