Bj Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

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What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold?

Your mom never gave me reddit gold.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...

What's better: A Parachute Jump or a BJ of a 90 year old?

doesn't matter... must not look down..

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

What's the worst thing you can hear after giving Willie Nelson a bj?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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History Jokes More History Jokes

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

What is the smallest book in history?

French War Victories.

Coach Jokes More Coach Jokes

Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?

She has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

What's the difference between a guy with a vasectomy and a guy without a vasectomy?

There's a vas deferens.

Balance Jokes More Balance Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

Why did broke man fall over?

He ran out of balance

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

What's the matter with him?

Nothing. He's a positron."

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

Time Traveler Jokes More Time Traveler Jokes

What was the name of the time traveler with good timing?

Justin Time.

Why did the Time Traveler give Julius Caeser a BJ?

He wanted to go down on history.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

What do you call a stoner that complains about luck?

A Hearthstoner

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish sheep farmer?

One says, 'Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!' The other says 'Hey! MacLeod! Get off of my ewe.'