What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?"

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

Why didn't the art thief get away?

Because he didn't have to Monet to pay the Guy to make the Van Gogh.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

Love Life Jokes More Love Life Jokes

How's your love life?

Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.

What's dark, empty and going no where fast?

Your love life.