What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?

The blonde has the higher sperm count.

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

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What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

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Why is religion like mobile gaming?

Free-to-pray, pray-to-win.

What is the world's leading cause of hearing loss?

Religion.

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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).