What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

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What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

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Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion?

Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion.

What does religion and Ikea have in common?

The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue

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Did you hear about the runner who was criticized?

He just took it in stride

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes