Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

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What does every Tickle Me Elmo receive before it leaves the factory?

Two testicles.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

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What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.