What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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What bee is forbidden to the Muslims?

Haram-bee

What do you call a Muslim who's always late for everything?

9/12

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Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.