What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

What do you call a muslim in the 90's?

Radical

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.