Mosque Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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Toucan play at that game

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Where did the Muslim go for his sandwich?

Aaaaaaaaallah Snackbar.

Where do Muslims go on a weekend?

To Mecca Bingo.

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What do you call an Islamic mosquito?

A 'mosque-ito'.

What is the most religious insect ?

A mosque-ito !

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

What religion believes in the Big Bang?

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What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.