Mosque Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What religion do mosquitoes follow?

Muslim, because they go to a mosque...ito. Sorry.

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A mosque-ito !

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A 'mosque-ito'.

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a civilian?

I don't know man, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

How do you make a German shepherd?

Put him in a synagogue.

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What do you call 11 people on national television debatting religion?

the republican presidential candidates.

What religion do Saudi Arabian cows follow?

Mooslim

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What animal gets applauded?

The mosquito.

What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema?

Fancy a bite

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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How do Muslims laugh?

Muahahahamed Note: I don't have any prejudices against Islamic people.

What does Islamic extremists and skydivers have in common?

they're both Paris shooters