What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

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Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

What do you call a 10 ten old Irish boy who doesn't go to church?

A virgin

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Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital?

He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!

Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

What's the difference between a mosque and a school?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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What does a church shooting sound like?

Pew! Pew!

What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster?

Pew! Pew! Pew!