What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

Why are guys so bad at math?

They can't tell the difference between 3 inches and 9 inches.

Earth Jokes More Earth Jokes

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.