Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

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When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.

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What kind of socks do you find in your backyard?

Garden hose.

What is the difference between a camera and a sock?

One holds photos The other holds five

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Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge?

A: In case she wanted black coffee.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

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Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.