Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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In case they get a hole in one!

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In case he gets a hole in one.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha