Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

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He wanted to see the floor show !

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

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She grew out of her b-shells

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Pants.

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How does one sink, that which floats?

How does one sync, that which floats Well, we type case the variable to make sure that both sides of the equation are of type, floats.

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

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What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha