What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim..... I'll see myself out.