What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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What did the dog say after it slid across some sandpaper?

Ruff.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

How did the firefly react when he was stepped on?

He was delighted.

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What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What do I have?

Someone else's pants.