What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.