Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

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Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

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Why was the cat scared of the tree?

Because of its bark

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!