What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

What's the opposite of a hot dog "Um...a cold cat?

Exactly. Now let's talk about Fluffy