What did the dog say to the man?

Nothing stupid, dogs don't talk.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

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Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

What's the difference between a man falling from 100ft and a man falling from 10ft ?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh - SMACK SMACK - aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Why do trash pandas always get into a fight?

They trash talk.

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.