What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

Why don't cannibals have dogs?

Because you're not supposed to feed them people food.

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What will people say when Prince Charles dies?

Long live the Queen.

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

Why didn't the skeleton like to dance?

Because he had no body to dance with!

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How do you know your friend has been at the gym?

Don't worry, he'll tell you.

What do women call men who are shorter than 5'7"?

Friends

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Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

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What's the most polite meal?

Peas and franks.

What did the hot dogs name their child?

Frank