Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

What happens when the man shakes?

The windows milk shake!

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Why doesn't Jesus like M&amp?

Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

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Why should you never date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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Where did you marry?

HIM: Maui ME: Oh, sowwy! Where did you mawwy her

What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

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What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

Why did the pirate put springs on his treasure chest?

He wanted to see that booty bounce.