Whatever happened to the bedbugs who fell in love?

A: They got married in the spring.

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What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel

What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

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Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees?

more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!

Why was "what is love" played at a funeral?

Because he had a will, and he haddaway.

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

What did the commitment averse monster truck announcer say to his girlfriend when she asked him, "When are you going to finally ask me to marry you?

SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

Spring Jokes More Spring Jokes

How do you know when spring is here?

the Leafs are out!

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.