What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

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What happens when you drop a decimal point in water ?

it floats.

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

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What do you call a bad riddle?

Voldemort

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..