What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

How can you tell Voldemort used the bathroom before you?

He leaves a dark mark

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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How old is Tyrion Lannister?

A: Peter Dinkl-age

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..