What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

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Cancer came back

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What if Voldemort's last horcrux was his virginity?

Then Harry Potter would have to destroy it ofcourse.

What would Voldemort name his pet tortoise ?

Voldetort.

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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How old is Tyrion Lannister?

A: Peter Dinkl-age

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..