Because you need a soul for that.
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One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..
The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance
The teabag stays longer in the cup.
Get off me paw, you're crushing my smokes."
Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.
On foot, how else? JK Rowling
Walking Jk rolling
Search and Destroy.
Having a democratic debate in a city that was destroyed by over 50 years of democratic rule.
A: Peter Dinkl-age
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
Fo Drizzle.
Nobody nose.
Because of his hex appeal.
He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".
