Horcrux Jokes

Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

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What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

Whats the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Harry Potter Jokes More Harry Potter Jokes

What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

Tyrion Lannister Jokes More Tyrion Lannister Jokes

How old is Tyrion Lannister?

A: Peter Dinkl-age

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

What's long and black?

every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

Voldemort Jokes More Voldemort Jokes

How does Voldemort seal his mail?

With his Parceltongue. (...I'll see myself out)

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why shouldn't ISIS be destroying ancient Mesopotamian buildings?

Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.

What will ISIS be called once it is destroyed?

WasWas