How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

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What do you get when you cross human DNA with a penguin?

A life time ban at the zoo

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

Because they're both cauldron

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

What's Harry Potter's favorite way of getting down a hill?

Walking JK, Rolling.