How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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Why did the cow cross the road?

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How does Harry Potter do web design?

Inspecto Elemento

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How does Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking. Edit: JK rolling.

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Walking JK, Rolling.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

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