What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

Which country do doctors hate?

any

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How did Harry potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

How does Harry Potter get down the hill?

Walking. Edit: JK rolling.

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How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.