What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

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What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

How do skunks like their e-mails?

Scent.

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Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

Where can I find that "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards" Birthday Card?

I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place

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What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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What do you call a bug that can't talk?

A hoarse fly.

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.

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When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

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What's up, Doc?

he's legitimately concerned.

What's the prognosis, Doc?

DOCTOR: You've got cancer. ME: WHAT ! DOCTOR: Haha. Jk. I'm not a doctor.