What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

Poland Jokes More Poland Jokes

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

a lot of countries have been inside her.

Why did they ban Liquid Paper, White-Out, and all other correction fluids in Poland?

They were making the PC screens unusable.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"

Why did the big pig want to go on stage?

There was a lot of ham in him.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country has many sugar?

sweetzerland

What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"