What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Soap Opera and a Trailer Park?

A Trailer park has much more interesting drama and less than a third of those pesky white teeth.

Whats the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 8 pints

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why u bean like this?

SMACK "Don't u carrot all " CRACK

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why gypsies boys let their mustache to grow?

To look more like their mom.

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What does a frog say when it washes car windows?

Rub it rub it rub it.

What do pessimists use... Q: What do pessimists use to wash their clothes?

A: Deterrent.

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)