To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they always get stoned
Weed out only the best suppliers
It was a sting operation.
Because he tripped
One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.
Marriage-u-wanna?
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
He said : "Nah amine"
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
It's sterile and he likes the taste.
Ronald MacAardvark!
They both love stoning women.
Rock.
Hard work and dedication.
You can't tell it's in the dark
We'd be good together.
Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...
They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure
You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.
They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.
Mesquite squite squite. ...Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.
To remind black people they picked cotton before they sold drugs.
He fainted after the punch line.
To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.