To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.
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Because they always get stoned
Weed out only the best suppliers
It was a sting operation.
Because he tripped
One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.
KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.
Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.
Marriage-u-wanna?
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.
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He said : "Nah amine"
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
Everywhere
An asphalt
Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.
Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb None, Lutherans don't change.
Grandpa: Oh you know with my hands mostly.
Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)
They knead the dough.
Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5
Throw in your laundry.
Ahola.
Juan on Juan.
Psst...Who washes your ... sheets
A non-prophet
Put a tampon in her, take it out and see if the cottons picked off.
When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked
