Drug Dealer Jokes

Why is there cotton in pill bottles?

To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

What's the difference between your mom and a drug dealer?

Your mom can wash her crack and re-sell it.

What did the drug dealer say to his long time girlfriend?

Marriage-u-wanna?

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said : "Nah amine"

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

You might also enjoy:

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

Remember Jokes More Remember Jokes

Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address?

Because he's dead.

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

Remind Jokes More Remind Jokes

Why was the Texan afraid of the clock?

Because it reminded him that time was moving forward.

Why do pills bottles have cotton in them?

So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs.

Undercover Cop Jokes More Undercover Cop Jokes

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

Why did the undercover cop throw a wasp nest at the drug dealer?

It was a sting operation.

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

What do you call it when a bear makes a complete rotation on both its longitudinal and lateral axes, causing it to follow a helical path?

A bearl roll.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things, literally.

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.