What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

Why do medicine boxes always have a little bit of cotton in them?

To remeber the black man of what he did before he dealt drugs.

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

How much do cosmetics sell for?

Face value.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters?

Testostyrone.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

NASCAR

Why should you be afraid of a white guy in prison?

Because you know he's guilty

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

What's taking the pharmacist so long?

It's just one prescription" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*