What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What kind of drugs to frogs take?

methamphibians.

How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why were the ducks arrested?

They were selling quack in the park.

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack

What did the white guy say when he found out his sister got knocked up by her black boyfriend?

Well I'll be a monkey's uncle!"

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.