What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Bing Bong and Neil Armstrong?

Only one of them made it to the moon.

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What is it about glow sticks that makes me want to dance in a field wearing fairy wings?

If only I hadn't taken so many drugs I'd know this.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call a store that sells terribly made Nun appeal?

The Bad Habit.

What's the best selling soft drink in Italy?

Dr. Pepe

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy who sells flowers?

A florist.

What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise?

I can't even

White Guy Jokes More White Guy Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

What do call a white guy in a burning building?

Fire cracker

Drug Dealer Jokes More Drug Dealer Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Pharmacist Jokes More Pharmacist Jokes

Why do pharmacists put cotton wool balls in all of their drug bottles?

To Remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were junkies.

What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist