How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

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Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

What do you call a black guy who flies airplanes?

A pilot, you racist.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

A: An oakie.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

Why did the rope get put in timeout?

Because he was very knotty.

Why did the rope not get any presents?

Because he was knotty.