How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

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What is the difference between a Black Guy and an elevator ?

One can raise a child

How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

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What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

Who lands first?

The Italian. The black is tied to the tree.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...