What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Why do you carry a knife?

Me: A sword is harder to hide.

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How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

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What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )