What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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What did the knife say to the pretty lady?

Nothing, she knew what was coming...

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

How do you stop a fish from smelling?

Cut its nose off.

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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.

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What is a recently divorced woman's favorite fruit?

Mango!

What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!