What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

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Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

What's the different between a knife and a feminist?

A knife has a point

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

How many Germans does it take to tile a bathroom?

Only one, if you cut him thin enough.

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What's the best way to make friends?

tell a woman you love her and she says "i think we're just friends..."

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )