Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

The snowball!