Why did the two knives go to the dance together?

Because they both looked sharp!

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Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

What does the farmer, looking for his tractor, say?

Where is my tractor?

Knife Jokes More Knife Jokes

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

What's the fastest way to get to a woman's heart?

A knife.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Which dance will a chicken not do ?

The foxtrot !

What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move?

Poll dancing!