Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

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What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

What is it called when a spanish man has 10 testicles?

Diez nuts!