What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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Why did the English majors switch to Spanish?

OC) Too many persuasive esses.

What's the similarity between a spanish prison and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Now, both have an oscar.

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What is the similarity between a bicycle and a black man?

The rightful owner of both is white

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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

to say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

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What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

What's the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.