What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

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Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

Why do sorority girls travel in odds?

Because they can't even!

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What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie?

Inception

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Who r they 2 stop u?

Boy: My wife &amp 2 kids.

Whats common between Reddit jokes &amp Dave ?

You never get tired of seeing them again &amp again ...