What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

What did the monkey say when he was on a winning streak?

I've banana roll lately.

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

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What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

What's 18 inches long and never gets used?

Leonardo DiCaprio's acceptance speech.

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Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...