Why don't you buy sunscreen from Steve Irwin?

Because it doesn't protect you from harmful rays

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes?

Sears.

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What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

What's Steve Irwin's least favorite movie?

Ray* (Sorry... Too soon)

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Why did the Republican get a sunburn?

Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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Why should Steve Irwin have put on sunscreen?

To protect himself from the harmful rays.

What happened when Steve Irwin forgot to put on sunscreen?

He got hurt from harmful rays