What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

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Why does rain make people sad?

Because they're in a depression.

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

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What does stormtrooper armor protect against, exactly?

Knives

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne