What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

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Why did it rain on Christmas Eve?

Because of Santa and his Raindeer.

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.