In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
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Oh, what a relief!
Dwayne Johnson
It's too wet to woo.
Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.
Because they rain supreme.
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
A-Dhal
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It ran to the unstable.
There are poodles everywhere!
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Because they're in a depression.
Because it's too wet to woo.
For drizzle.
Because they have rain over every country in the world.
MUH SOGGY KEYS!
Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D
A drizzly bear, of course
Because of Santa and his Raindeer.
It makes their makeup run.
No matter where they are, they'll always make it rain when they dance.
Their dancing can make it rain.
It wasn't raining.
Toowet Towoo
A drizzly bear.
Dago wop wop wop
BAAAHH RAIN!"
A drizzley bear.
Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.
Because when they dance, they make it rain.
An umbrellaphant !
Patty O'Furniture.
To keep each udder dry.
It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.
Because when they dance they make it rain.
A: Because it dampened his spirits.
To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other
It was raining cats and dogs
They're both raining bodies
me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep
I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet I know it's raining!
Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...
He was the raining champion.
Cuz they roofless.
They both want to make it rain.
The coming of the Lord.
Raining elephants !
Because April showers, bring May flowers!
Because it brings Mayflowers.
They coalesce
No Drought.**
The sun!
I told you it would rain, dear.
A rain of terror
Too wet to woo' !
The ocean
Too-wet-to-woo.
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
A: Stegosaur-rust!
boooooooooooooots
A very wet sense of humor
To stop getting wet !
Both are a glaze
Turn on their windshield vipers.
It's raining Ken, hallelujah....
Because there was a 50% chance of rain
A furrycanine
eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.
When it's raining Datsun cogs.
he missed the rains down in africa
An elephant with an umbrella !
a waynebow.
Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
A wet one.
When it's raining cats and dogs !
They don't.
Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight
A) Hailing taxis!
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
A straight jacket.
Paddy o' Furniture
A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.
When they dance they make it rain.
A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.
They were both caused by a message from god.
The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.
Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."
I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him
A: Hard-boiled rain.
Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck
A bright eye deer.
One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."
He turned a leaf and made an entry.
Abel to see you ha ha!
Wow, white folks are pretty smart. They run sitting down.
The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.
A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.
A palm tree
