How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do the elephants have short tails ?

Because they can't remember long stories !

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is a toothless dog like a tree?

It has more bark than bite.

Why did the sheriff arrest the tree?

Because its leaves rustled.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

What do you call Jamal's dad during Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Years?

Hide n' Seek World Champion 2010-2016

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

Why did the bird get a ticket?

A: It broke the law of gravity!

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

Why was the Redditor mad at Reddit?

Because it made her wait seven minutes before posting something.

What's with the knives?

Wait, stop. Please stop!" - pumpkin

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What did the acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry