Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

How many psychologists does it take to change a tire?

Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.

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How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

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Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!