Oak Tree Jokes

Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

How do you stop a dog from barking in July?

Shoot him in June.

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Nutshell Jokes More Nutshell Jokes

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

Lightning Bolt Jokes More Lightning Bolt Jokes

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree?

Hang onto your bark this will be no ordinary spark

Acorn Jokes More Acorn Jokes

How does an elephant climb a tree?

A: He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

What's your emergency, sir?

Me: I'm being taken away by ducks! I'm being- 911: Please don't do this, sir M: AbDUCKted! 911: *hangs up*