Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What is the best definition of irony?

irony irne/ noun a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.

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What's the difference between a Snickers and my girlfriend?

Snickers satisfies.

What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

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Why did the oak tree get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because the state abolished plant parenthood

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.